Monday, April 30, 2007

Signal # 4 : Unexplained Time Away

Unexplained Time Away

  1. Your partner keep making excuse yang depa need to go out and when they are gone, it take longer than before. Example, Avang uols cakap die nak ke kedai beli rokok but hilang for 5 hours. Bile balik alasan yang diberikan pergi isis minyak, traffic jam tak pun terus tutup phone, battery habis katanya. **remind me of someone la alasan ittiew but sapa yerk?! LOL!!**
  2. They suddenly have to go somewhere. For instance, tengah berdua-dua cuddling tengok movie romantis kat ruang tamu kan, berpegang tangan berpeluk segala-mala. Tetibe your hubby bangun and said "I think I need to hit the gym". Syial kan?! LOL!! Motif pergi gym tetibe?!
  3. They frequently call you to inform that depa will be home late. Kalau alasan yang diberikan adalah overtime, double check tengok amount check tak naik pun. Kalau tak pung, famos alasan is : Tolong kawan, kereta die pancit or rosak! Becareful bile dapat ini panggilan! Atatupun kalau uols satu office, your partner start to take longer breaks for lunch and dinner meeting. (becareful with this signal cos from survey it shows that most affairs start at the office!!)
  4. Mereka gagal untuk dihubungi. Yess uols! Fonomena tutup handphone seperti LOL!! **no need to emntion name, semua pung tahu. Matilah meks kene carut selepas ini** Sesungguhnya perbuatan menamatkan panggilan adalah satu perbuatan yang KEJI. LOL!!!
  5. They disappear at unexplained or unusual time. Pukul tiga pagi uols terbangun tengok abang uols dinch ado dirumah. Katanya ke 7-E beli air mineral. Alasan LOL!!!

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